i am benjamin eggers

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

(via desperateforhappiness)

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

(via under-constellations)

124:

aflashoflightning:

124:

rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters
the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

ITS COO COO CACHOO YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

gesundheit

(via adayzee)

elementarymydearloki:

idaresayihavetoomany:

ubernovalover:

stinson-scherbatsky:

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So, apparently Neil Patrick Harris exists in the HIMYM universe.

neil-ception 

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS THE DOPPELGANGER 

(via canijoinmindcrack)

2007excalibur2007:

scooblee:

chaofanatic:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

Oh god dammit.

Not quite sure I’m following what’s going on, so tell me, what’s so bad about this?

(via unpredictablesummer)

acquaintedwithrask:

ramavoite:

toad-hollow:

puffpuffpeace:

smokeweeedgethigh:

greeneyed-l4dy:

popadoseyo:

what did i just watch

dead

Lmao

dying

OMFG

At first I thought it was guys trying to make pattycake sound like a demonic summoning ritual. Fortunately I kept listening.

THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS OF ALL TIME THO I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN YEARS OMG

(Source: youtube.com, via an0thergoddess)

toxipop:

solarsenpai:

scrapes:

Stop stop STOP

Everyone needs to see this video right now, please just press play.

His laugh alone is life

(Source: deezyville, via worldtripwonders)

xaannaax:

bookiesbooty:

It’s back.

This is my favorite video of all time

(via canijoinmindcrack)

The Signs on Their Way to Steal Your Significant Other

shitthesignssay:

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

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Virgoimage

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

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Aquarius

Pisces

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(via unpredictablesummer)

ladyolts:

And because your waitress actually does things for you, and you don’t even have to pray to her!

ladyolts:

And because your waitress actually does things for you, and you don’t even have to pray to her!

(via blackcatsluck18)

single-female-physicist:

This is the magnetic resonance cloud we found in an Art and Electronics exhibit in the museum quarter in Vienna. There were a lot of brilliant pieces mixing electronic media, and electronic pulses into art, but this was our favourite. The “cloud” is a big mass of wire with current passing through, and near by are a rack of headphones, you put them on and turn them on , and walk around the cloud listening to how the tone changes as you move about. Basically you get to listen to the field which was awesome.